This is the funniest post-wisdom-tooth removal video ever

I'm trying not to fill Doobybrain with too much garbage like this. But I need this sort of laughter right now and this video is hilarious. This girl is drugged up after having wisdom teeth removed and she says some very interesting things as her sibling/friend and mom are trying to help her back into the car.

On another note, how come when I got my wisdom teeth removed I wasn't drugged like this? I feel like I sort of missed out.