The quintessential video of Jordan Schlansky

This is so hilarious. There are some videos of Jordan that make me think that he's putting on an act, and then there are videos like this one that somehow tell me that, ok, he's just a 100% weirdo with no emotions. A robot, perhaps? An alien? I'm sure if asked upfront, he wouldn't confirm nor deny either option. He's just an interesting person with hyper-focused obsessions on things like coffee, hygiene, and Darth Vader.