The gold toilet at the Guggenheim will be removed on September 15th
This won't be the first time I've waited in line to see a shit-ton of gold. I did it back in 2013 when Chris Burden's gold bar installation was at the New Museum.
Maurizio Cattelan's solid-gold toilet will be removed from the Guggenheim on September 15th. On Saturday, it's pay-what-you-wish from 5:45-7:15pm.
Artisanally crafted toilet paper from raw wood
Somewhat related to this very funny April Fools video: How did people wipe their butts before toilet paper? The answer is actually not too far removed from this joke. Seriously. They used corn cobs at one point. What.