Here's a very slow traffic cone collection machine

WHY? Why does this slow traffic cone-collecting behemoth exist? As BoingBoing states, it does the job of traffic cone collection slower, louder, and most likely more expensive than a traditional human crew. If you aren't convinced, here's a video below of a human crew putting out some cones.

And since we're here, this is how a traffic cone dispenser machine is made. SLOW.